I am the winner
because you are a muppet.

Grade A, top of the class muppet.

I hope to god you never show your face at a bash, because I will choke you to death on 1p pieces.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, 1 reply)

I was
at the London bash at O'Neills in May.

I was the one with the furtive bear mask.

Edit : Anyone actually want the pictures ?
( pregnantfridge, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:59, closed)

Yes
So I can jizz on them.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:02, closed)

Arf!
*clicks!*
(ice9, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:28, closed)

Was the mask
MADE OF PURE GOLD?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:09, closed)

why
has this made me piss my pants

WHY?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:14, closed)

I wasn't there
you were probably buying the bar, living life to THE MAX.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:13, closed)

Please send me the photos
I've been contemplating having a wank for the past hour or so and after reading your post my sack is bubbling with warm, sticky jizzum.

Please. I need this.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:19, closed)

i would
rather do that than wander the room picking up stray drinks with no owner nearby like one of the other guys at the bash was doing.

yes it was undeniable and provable, yes i did pull him up on it.
( pregnantfridge, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:21, closed)

BRUCE WAYNE?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:24, closed)

So
not only are you a cunt. You're a judgemental one as well.

I would personally rather pick up stray, half full(I'm an optimistic type y'see)drinks than have to read your sanctimonious, self-righteous pile of shit again.

So once again, photos. Please.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:27, closed)