For those too cheap to get the real thing...
I'm sure that by now everyone on here has seen, at one time or another, ads for... well, silicone substitutes for parts of the human anatomy. So even the laziest, grottiest guy can get his jollies off without actually having to find a human being (or animal) willing to comply with his desires.

Needless to say, aside from the squick factor of such things, there's also the expense. Fleshlights aren't cheap. So now there are DIY substitutes out there.

The latest one I've seen consists of a chunk of bicycle inner tube and some twist ties and a few rubber bands. Apparently you use a twist tie to close one end, slip it over your member (after you've filled it with something to act as a lubricant), then put rubber bands around it. You use more twist ties to achieve the proper snugness, then go to town.

They're called Tie Twats.

I beat Pooflake to the first crap pun of the week! Yay!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:07, 5 replies)

Loon!
*spang*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:19, closed)

and
rather disgustingly, it sounds almost believable.


Oh, and

*spang*
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:09, closed)

Admit it
you've tried making one of these haven't you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:36, closed)

Nope.
But you know those things that are basically a donut shape full of water, which are difficult to hold onto as they roll inside out and roll out of your hands?

Put it in warm water for ten minutes first.

No, I haven't actually tried this, thanks...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:55, closed)

*click*
for "Fleshlights"
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:54, closed)