Sharpness
I work in a knife store and we get customers coming in to sharpen their knives every day. The price is cheap and we prefer cash. Any way, one day a man comes in wanting to sharpen his kitchen cutlery. Looking to have all the earmarks of a golf membership bearing rich as god Jack; Snotty scowl, blingy watch, Ash(hole)worth polo, and highlighted gray feathered hair. I told him we could do that for $5 bucks. He flew into a red faced conniption that it was an outrageous price. This cost is our only insurance if we get our limbs hacked by blades flinging off the wheel and metal shavings in our clothes. Since we only have 3 employees, workman's comp. is an unheard of thing. I told him so and he stormed off fuming and cussing. $5 bucks. Guess that's how he can afford to "look" like a big spender in any case.
(pulelehua.geo Ultralurker, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:09, 1 reply)

Do you have any of those knives that can cut through a tin can?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:42, closed)