My uncle....
Is known for his long pockets and short arms.
He hasnt bought any new clothes in the past 20 years and still lives at his mum and dad's house rent free even though he's pretty 'minted' due to a good job and large compensation pay out.
However my dad summed him up when he told me about when they used to go out when they were younger.

My favva - "Look at them girls* over there. Shall we go talk to 'em?"
Uncle - "hold on give it a few minutes"
papa - "why?"
Uncle - "They're drinks are running low, so wait till they get some more, cos i'm not payin for em."

Tight twunt

However saying that i do follow these words of wisdom and do wait for a full drink to arrive before i attempt to chat someone up.

*i assure you these girls were young women and definately of rogering age*
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:14, Reply)