I know it's a cliche.....
...and one that has been reasonably well avoided until now, but Scottish people are tight.

really, they are.

When I was at Uni I was flat sharing with this guy, Ian, from Aberdeen. He was a lovely guy.

Most of the time.

Sadly, he suffered from depression.

I mean, so do I, so could understand

But it was difficult between us after the day he tried to hang himself.

I found him in the bathroom, so I ran to the kitchen to get a knife.

I cut him down. Gave him mouth to mouth, he came round.

I'd saved his life!

He looked at me,

He said 'thank you, I realised I don't want to die'

And then, he said...

...'Oh, you owe me £20 for ruining my rope'






(I am SO sorry, but, seriously, see my signature. I can't help myself)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:20, 1 reply)

they say copper wire was invented by two aberdonians fighting over a penny
IM SCOTTISH FUCK OFF!!!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:53, closed)