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There's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.

Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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You're 27, aren't you?
This weekend I discovered that a good way of punishing my little girl for bad behaviour was to tell her that every time she's naughty, I'll knock a year off her age, and treat her as such. So if she's really naughty she'll end up in a nappy with a bottle, but if she's good I'll treat her like a grown up.

I've got this whole parenting thing mastered.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:29, 1 reply)
Sound like a good plan
sadly, at 26, I was much like I am now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:31, closed)
That's it
You're down to 25 now Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:33, closed)
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I'm going to keep counting down until you reply
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That's your drinking privileges gone
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(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)
Oi!
That's not fair, now i'm a virgin again.

Your parenting sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:38, closed)
Insult me, will you?
Right, that's you busted down to 15.

*RAPES*

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:44, closed)
You didn't shout SURPRISE!
you're a bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:50, closed)
SURPRISE
I'm in your colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:55, closed)
stop!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:36, closed)
oh
piss wank. Still, I was boozing since the age of 14 and at 17 I still smoked lots of drugs. So that's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)
Aww
Damn. I wanted to get you under 16, that way sleeping with you would be twice the thrill.

:C
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:37, closed)

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