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There's saving money, and there's being tight: saving money at the expense of other people, or simply for the miserly hell of it.

Tell us about measures that go beyond simple belt tightening into the realms of Mr Scrooge.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:58)
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Sounds very efficient
but my kitchen devil can do carrots and cheese... so.. er... if you're made of carrots and cheese I can chop you up into little chunks and make a not very nice sandwich of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:19, 2 replies)
But
by the simple addition of some Branston Pickle, said boring sandwich would become quite tasty.

Or if you had some corned beef and ketchup I would be tempted to eat Kaol myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:21, closed)
Er...
I'm not made of cheese OR carrots, so... *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:23, closed)
What about
Broccoli? are you made of broccoli? Or courgettes? Or peppers of any colour (though green ones are pointless and bitter)?

Hang on, are you made of green peppers then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:26, closed)
Yeah,
My heart is a green pepper, pumping bitterly and pointlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:29, closed)
How
poetic
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:02, closed)
Yeah
like your mum.

*goes all /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:03, closed)
So's
your face.

...and your Mum's face.

I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:54, closed)

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