I'm a skinflint too
But there's little room for compromise when it comes to loo paper.

Aldi moisturised bog roll isn't ruinously expensive and is vastly superior to most brands of low rent bum-wipe. Apparently.

Alternatively, you might have good results by remembering to leave a roll in the fridge overnight before contemplating that Arson Fire Napalm Vindaloo at the local tandoori.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:00, 1 reply)

Wet Wipes
are your friend young padoin.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:02, closed)

Refrigerated
wet wipes are better.

*edit* Allegedly!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:03, closed)

*bows down*
We are truly not worthy
( Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:05, closed)

Arsewipe
Ah, I remember this useful piece of marketing from back in the day here
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 27 Oct 2008, 17:06, closed)