Got it!
_{No, not teh AIDS}
If you could bind some sort of flourescent tracer to an otherwise harmless chemical that would be taken up by your ovaries anyway, you could just take a UV light into the toilet with you, and you'd know if you were ovulating because your wee would glow when you shone the light on it!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:18, 1 reply)

that would be ace, although
by the time you're ovulating it's pretty much too late to get pregnant that month given time needed for sperm to travel to meet egg, etc.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:33, closed)

Ah, that's a good point, actually.
What I really need is some way of making one's ovaries glow in the dark at the appropriate time. But then there's too much flesh in the way for any glowing to be visible.

This idea needs a lot of work...and possibly someone who can actually remember some biology.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 10:41, closed)