Old drinking hints
pout a little onto a saucer. Light it. and check for reaction...
If it doesn't burn then its probably ok to drink..
If it burns with a slow blue flame then it's probably very good (taken along with the Pear as other evidence)
If it explodes, then hang on to the bottle in case petrol prices rise again...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:36, 1 reply)

OK
I'm convinced.
Smoke me a kipper.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 19:39, closed)

Burning with blue flame...
... and tasted.

Very nice, except that I seem to have a. lost the power of speech and b. acquired a string vest and a bandaged head.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:01, closed)

oh no!
I should have put "drink with caution" not glug down in pints!!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:47, closed)

Well
it's a bit too late to tell me that NOW!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:18, closed)