Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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the recession is the governments secret planA few months ago I was meeting new people as you do and one frightfully interesting* chap went to great lengths to explain to me why the recession was a deliberate action of the government.
I made the mistake of asking why the government would want a recession. Turn out it's so;
- They can buy up cheap land/properties to turn into secret military bunkers/research labs and build a network of high speed underground train tunnels to move key personnel around in secret.
- They can seize control of large banks and businesses to fund their future domination plans.
- They can curb immigration without having to make any public policy on the subject, apparantly this is very hard to do?
He refused to even accept the possibility that businesses were going under because a great many of us are lazy and slack off at work meaning the employers are paying lots of salary for not much work in return while the hard workers were going back to Poland, taking their earnings with them.
*terribly boring
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