Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Tinfoil hats are in fact a government conspiracyI love the tinfoil hat brigade, but what they don't realise is that their shiny headwear actually makes the problem worse.
To explain, a few years ago some boffins from MIT actually sat down and did some research. They convinced their professor to let them dick around with a quarter of a million dollars worth of kit and tested the effectiveness of tinfoil hats.
Surprisingly the results were not what was expected. All the styles of hat tried actually amplified any signals coming in from outside, and in some cases doubled their strength. If you have a microchip radio implanted in your head it too is amplified by the headgear.
The only explanation is that the secret government spooks have popularised the concept of tinfoil hats to further their evil schemes. Either that or the boffins in question are in fact government agents themselves trying to get people to take off their tinfoil hats.
More details here.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:02, 1 reply)
tinfoil hats don't protect your brain from evil raysThat's just what they want you to think. All a tinfoil hat does is ensure your brain is cooked exactly how the aliens like it...
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