Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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IT IS EXTRORDINARILY IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE HEARS YOUR MESSAGE!!!!!!THIS IS THE INTERNET, AND THE ONLY WAY TO SHOUT YOUR ALL-IMPORTANT MESSAGE (YOUR MESSAGE IS ALL-IMPORTANT, RIGHT? RIGHT?!) IS TO SHOUT AND THE WAY YOU SHOUT ON THE INTERNET IS BY USING CAPS LOCK AND IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO TOGGLE CAPS LOCK OFF WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING LESS ENLIGHTENING TO SHARE WHICH DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN OR APPLY ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU DO OR SAY IS ALL IMPORTANT WE ALREADY DETERMINED THAT, DIDN'T WE? DIDN'T WE?! BESIDES IF WE WEREN'T MEANT TO USE CAPS LOCK WHY IS IT THERE I SEE IT ON EVERY KEYBOARD IT MUST BE THERE TO USE SINCE YOU CAN'T SHOUT ON THE INTERNET ANY OTHER WAY AND YOU HAVE TO SHOUT BECAUSE ITS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT THAT YOUR MESSAGE BE HEARD BY EVERYONE. RIGHT? RIGHT?!
Sorry, I can't go on - it's exhausting. You get the idea. RIGHT? RIGHT?!
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Er....Line breaks! ;)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:51,
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