None of them walk on by... they all pop in.
I have in my various jobs encountered:
1) A loony transexual who like to throw herself in front of police cars and has creepy pictures of disney princesses all over her shit tip of a house.She caused a total panic by burying her dead dog in a public grass verge, sparking a police search thinking it was a shallow grave.
2) A nut job who chnaged his name to Fox Mulder and would give out poorly made business cards stating he worked for British Intelligence. He would tell me repeatedly about some prostitute and his neighbour conspiring against him to order things on his Kays catalogue account.
3) A work shy loon who would smash up the benefits office and then write lengthy letters about the faliure of 'the system' any time we asked him for a sick note in order to pay his benefit.
4) A man who got on the bus and proceeded to give the passengers a sermon from the bible and demanded that we all said a prayer.


I am sure there are more, but these are my faves.

Love to your mothers,
(Just a girl., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:00, 2 replies)

A sermon?
I'm afraid I read point 4 too quickly, and ended up thinking " how did he get a salmon from a bible? ".
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:07, closed)

A salmon from the bible..?
Damn, that _is_ a good book.

I am the fisher of men ?
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:30, closed)