Courting Alice part 2: b3ta COVER-UP and SUPPRESSION of THE FACTS!!! Read THE TRUTH here!
A couple of weeks ago I posted this:

www.b3ta.com/questions/schoolprojects/post501371

This post isn't going to make a lot of sense without reading that one by the way.

Anyway, from the comments it was obvious that most people didn't get that it was made up.

So, what actually happened.

'Alice' is an amalgam of five real people, but the first post is mostly based on one real incident.

Someone was having a big party. I don't know whether it was their birthday, or if their parents had gone away in hilarious teen-movie fashion.

This particular party kind of cut across my friendship group, in that my friends were invited and I wasn't. So my friends went to bat for me, saying that it wasn't fair on me and that they wouldn't go if I didn't get an invitation. Ha ha, fooled you again with my clever lies.

And, OK, if I was someone else, I wouldn't have wanted me at my party either. But on the other hand I'd like to have friends who thought I was good enough to hang around with even when there were other people there. Even though I probably wasn't, in all honesty.

Anyway, there was one of my friends in particular. I can't remember his name, even though I can remember most of the others' names. Let's call him Sleazy McFuckington.

You can probably see where this is going. My good chum and the 'Alice' of the moment had sex. The first I heard of it was when a group of my friends came over to gloat. A broad sense of humour we had in those days.

So, erm, yeah. I would've done the same, but still a bit of a blow.

Actually this might have been two incidents that I've stitched together in my memory: maybe the sex was at another party. But that's how I remember it.

The thing about buying a present from the Community Aid Abroad shop is based on a seperate incident with another person. Anyway, buying girls presents doesn't work.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 1:08, Reply)