Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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A good friend of mineis a normal, quiet bloke. A nicer fellow you couldn't meet, keeps himself to himself, sometimes bump into him in the pub and have a few drinks together.
The list of rumours which I have heard and have since had confirmed to be true is growing, among them being that he is an ordained minister (he loves metal and death metal), has flirted with the vampire thing and has been, not once but twice, president of our local Mason's lodge. I even stole one of his gloves for an ad-hoc Michael Jackson impression last year.
He's a year older than me! Such an interesting and secret filled life lies behind that mild mannered facade!
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 1:20,
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