I hate conspiracy theories
I really do.
I guess its not just me that wants to slap some sense into someone who insists on spouting some insane nonsense at me.
Yes I know it would really be a waste of time but I'd feel so much better for it * evil grin*
Tin foil hat?
Tin foil gag would me more like it.

I once had the misfortune to be trapped in a room with a very talented artist guy who was completely off his rocker ( and this planet ) with his wacky theories.
Brighton Arts Week, people exhibited in their homes and you went round and viewed them.
So there Iam in this odd bedsit with post it notes stuck all over the place that I thought was some kind of conceptual art but eventually realised were just weird and nothing to do with the installation.
Amongst them were some canvasses with very well executed designs.
I made the mistake of complimenting him on a couple.
Which ended up on me being held captive as he grabbd my arm every time I tried to leave, to explain the hidden meaning that only the pure and saved would recognise.
I cant for the life of me remember what his insane theory was as I just tuned out, nodded in a placatory fashion and wondered if I would escape without commiting articide.

Then there was the day I went to work wearing a turquoise top and trousers.
Walking to the shop I see lots of people also wearing turquoise outfits and they all smile and nod at me in a creepy knowing way.
I admit I'm a bit peturbed when I get to work and several people come into the shop and engage me in very odd conversation that goes over my head.
I hant got a fecking clue what they are on about.
Then someone asks me if I'm going to the 'conference' ?
'What conference?'
Then it transpires that David Icke is in town and doing his weird thing in the town hall.
I ring my boss and ask if I can close the shop and go home and change clothes.
After I explain why, the answer is yes, go home and change.
No way do I want to be associated with that utter fruit loop and neither does my boss.

But what in the Cosmos and Ether prompted me to wear that colour on that particular day?
eh eh?


Clamps mind tightly shut at the possibilty that ''THEY"" just might be putting out the ''Fluence''
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 2:26, 4 replies)

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello
What in the Cosmos and Ether prompted you to wear that colour combination on ANY day?

Turquoise top AND trousers? One or the other please!

*Community Support Officer for the Fashion Police*
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:53, closed)

ha ha ha
Where I live that was quite classy at the time ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 11:56, closed)

IEEEEEE!
Eeeek, argh and other such comedic expressions of alarm.

Outside my building I have just seen a woman garbed entirely in turquoise! I'm scared to leave incase they have surrounded the place.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:42, closed)

Chilli pepper
you have to rub it all round the window and door frames.
"They" cant cross it
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 12:29, closed)