Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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GuinnessI live in a town where many new age and so called spiritual therapies are on offer.
Tarot.
Aura reading.
Dolphin channeling. ( just dont ask ok)
DNA restructing.
I ching.
You name it, someone offers it for a price.
I decided I would offer Guinness reading.
You buy me a pint of Guinness.
I drink it.
Then I interpret the mystical meanings on the foam patterns left on the inside of the glass.
The more Guinness you buy me, the more detailed and fantastical my interpretations.
Its a win win situation really ;)
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Your name isn't John by any chance...?If not I think I've met your spiritual double.
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