Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Porn SitesA huge conspiracy theory, THEY want you to believe that every woman out
there will drop her knickers and do anything you want if you just ask
her. They all let you cum on their faces and love it, will swallow
like an Aquavac, the more of you there are the more she likes it, all
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Hang on, here come the nurses with my medication, ready to fellate me
while they put on a show...................
Where's that cold shower????
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:16, 2 replies)
will swallow like an AquavacWorth a click just for that turn of phrase, sir.
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and women particularly love itif you and your mate spit roast one of them and high-five it when you finish.
Not that I've ever tried.
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