Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Maori ElvisI used to work for a particularly sad tabloid called The New Zealand Truth (imagine some gruesome hybrid of the Sport, Sun, and Mail, dumbed down for the stupidest 10% of the population - we used to get letters written in crayon).
One of the chief reporter's regular phone pests was Elvis. It seems that he had indeed faked his death, and had moved to the Waikato region of NZ. Not only that, but he'd had a race change, and had his height surgically shortened. He would explain all this to our reporter in an uncertain Memphis drawl which would periodically lapse into a guttural Maori accent.
We were unconvinced.
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Oh fuck meThe New Zealand Truth. Is that shitheap of a rag still going?
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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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YupNot quite as squalid as in the glory days of the mid-80s, when we had headlines like "Jacko's chimp crushed by jeep".
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