Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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I might make him a tin foil hatI have just come out of a meeting with a business contact who mentioned to me that he had had some serious health problems a few years ago. The problems sounded appalling. He blames the government for them so I asked him why he hadn't sued. He explained that whenever the government was on the receiving end of litigation like that "MI5 break in to your house, put child pron on your computer and use that to ruin your life".
All I could think of was this QoTW as he said this & found it extremely painful to bite my lip sufficiently hard enough so I didn't laugh my testicles off.
The scary bit for me is that this bloke is extremely (top 2%) intelligent - I can understand the less gifted believing such bollocks but someone intelligent?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:18, 2 replies)
Yeah but......what if he's right?
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:03, closed)
Break In?You should ask him why MI5 would have to break in to your house to put the CP on one's hard drive. After all, the government can access any computer on the net at will, with full control.
That should either shut him up or blow a gasket.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 22:29, closed)
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