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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Really?
HUNDREDS of standby answers for a SECRET Home Office department? Not just one particularly plausible answer with a cohesive backstory which all staff would know inside and out should they get grilled?

You've not thought this through.

And the patsy thing? Too obvious. There's not a chance in hell Branson is a dupe. "External Operations Director" would have been more credible. Make him the genius behind the outfit, but given resources by his government backers. A perk of the job making him set for life.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 17:54, 1 reply)
grilled?
We were economists not James Bond - who wass going to grill us?
Hundreds is an exaggeration though. My favourite was Don't No Enything.
Patsys - Most of them just took the money and sat back. Not all though.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 2:08, closed)
Pfft.
Loon.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 9:57, closed)

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