Conspiracy theory nuttersI keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.
Thanks to Davros' Granddad
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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KrakenI was in the sea in a inflatable dinghy (12.50 from the discount store in hayle) and Cthulhu came out the waves, and said to me in his best Sid James accent that I am the heir of R'lyeh. Yak yak yak and all that. So i accepted the wisdom and rule the sea, and also eat one eyed lizards. David Icke is a cnut. That is all.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 19:11,
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