There aren't enough strait-jackets in the world.
I for one welcome our new Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters.

I work for a railway infrastructure company, and at our training school near Stirling, you often meet nutters of various calibres. Many years of near-death experiences with trains and exposure to high voltages can make you philosophical I guess.

I was there about a year ago for 3 weeks on a course, and seemed to end up with some straitjacket-job from Edinburgh latched on to me as no-one from my own team was there. He spent every lunchtime for 3 weeks trying to convince me that the twin towers were blown up by the CIA to cover up the fact they had been carrying out experiments on JFK's brain in there or something. The pentagon was blown up merely to test it's bomb-proofness and that plane was brought down in Pennsylvania because it made a good story for Joe Public USA.

Did you know that the moon landings were also filmed in a studio in Florida? Princess Di was carrying a potentially Muslim baby and had to be assassinated? Elvis, Lord Lucan and Shergar all live in a mansion in Shropshire?

He brought in DVD's to give out to the class, that apparently told us the truth. After those 3 weeks of torture, he failed the course, and I slept easy in the knowledge that he would probably be fired and we would never go through it again.
(badbob82 actually has mates called Rex and Wendy, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)