"jews are responsible for 9/11 and 'synagogue' is a stupid word"
yeah you've prob herd the idiotic claim that jews were responsible for 9/11. well my story go's:

(move to next story if you can't be arsed to read through length)

a few years ago i was down on my luck and desperately needed a place to stay, i was in a situation where beggars can't be choosers so i found some dump on gumtree. after moving in i quickly learned that the internet is the 2nd best place to meet nutters (1st being public transport).

i moved in with this nuttie polish woman (blonde hair, blue eyes) who claimed to be a muslim without actually knowing much about the religion in general. i think she was seeing some asian chap who worked as a kwik-save monkey, he was equally as thick and plebby as her.

one day they both asked me to show them my pictures of prague. upon viewing the photo of the synagogue they unleashed the most juvenile rants about how jews shouldn't be in isreal etc, "fuck them fuckin' jews', even making the ridiculous arguments that "jews surely can't be taken seriously" when they use "stupid" words such as 'synagogue'.

i prob should have left at that point but i questioned them on why they think such idiotic things, they're answer was that apparently the jews are responsible for 9/11, naturally i asked how they came to such a conclusion...

"because no jews were killed on 9/11"

well no disabled people were killed on 7/7 either but it's hardly a reason to go on a mong hunt! having grown tired of conversation/company i decided to leave, before i stood up the asian chap giggled again childishly about how 'synagogue' was a "stupid word". seizing the moment i made a comment which shut them up:

"by the way... i'm jewish"

"oh, sorry" was both their replies as they looked to the floor sheepishly, knowing they've made a prat of them selves.


* i'm not actually jewish
(sweatytramp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 12:31, 1 reply)

They're wrong anyway
Quite a few jews died on 9/11, including my good and very much missed friend Ari.
( Scrumper, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:52, closed)