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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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Me and a pal were picked up once by a self-described "dark Christian". Maybe he stalked the streets at night, hunting criminals, plucking out eyes or turning cheeks.

He felt that it was a conspiracy that the meaning of the word "gay" had changed from "deliriously happy" to "bumsexual.

He felt the dark spirits of Milosevic and Pinochet pass over him when they died.

He felt that Octavia was a good name for a car.

He didn't say "WAKE UP SHEEPLE", sadly.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

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