How's this for a conspiracy theory?
Let's say you meet a man, and you fall in love. Let's call this man Paul (name not changed to protect the innocent). Let's say he's a little "cuckoo". You suddenly, and unexpectedly, break up in April, him saying he bumped into his ex and was still in love with her. You both still love each other though, and keep sleeping together for 3 months, in fact pretty much get back together, until you realise the stress is making you miserable so you end things, despite the fact he's still begging you for sex ("I can't do without it, and I still love you!"). He comes to visit you as friends, and you keep your distance because you know what he still wants. He leaves, gets very drunk and texts you to say he still loves you. You then move on, and go to the GUM clinic, expecting all to be clear, because, after all, you were both faithful, right? Uhoh. Chlamydia.

Now here's the conspiracy, according to him. It has to be a false positive. It has to be a mix up in the lab. It can't POSSIBLY be him cheating because he would NEVER do a thing like that. It may even be secret NHS staff infecting me in the night with chlamydia to keep their numbers, and their funding up, because he would never, ever, EVER be STUPID enough to cheat on me without a condom and risk my LIFE and my FERTILITY just so he could get some elsewhere.

Oh no? Really? Turns out he'd been sleeping with someone else since April. (Although, just found his twitter and I think January or even earlier now). Told her me and him were over. Took someone else to tell me though, he couldn't be a man and do it. I'm so tempted to tell her that he was sleeping with me for the first 3 months they were together to protect her before he hurts her even more. Stupid thing is, I think all it would do is hurt her and I don't think he'd learn his lesson.

I feel so violated it's almost like I've been raped. Girls, if it's chlamydia, he probably cheated.

Sorry for off topicness, length, depressingness etc but I just needed to get this off my chest.

EDIT: Apologies to anyone who has been raped, I'm sure it's much much worse, but it's the only description I can get close enough to how I feel at the moment. No offence intended.
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:31, 2 replies)

what an arse
kick him in the bollocks. hard.
( spesh., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:07, closed)

sorry to hear
know how you feel. perhaps not to that extent but still.


chin up
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:10, closed)