toilets....
There are ones in Bournemouth, that are the rankest I have ever been in....

Also

On Holiday in Tunisia (worst fucking holiday ever) went to see Roman ruins, 4 hours in baking bus to see stones slowly turning to sand and get hassled by tunisians flogging cigarettes,carpets, and other shite.
There was a toilet, we all queued (even the germans) to find that there was some local there who looked (and smelled) like he used his mouth and hands to try keep the toilet clean, however the toilet and cubile stank, I cannot begin to descibe the wretchedness of the toilet, the smell was so bad I didn't kow which end of myself to point at the toilet.

Then when I had finished, the cunt expected me to pay him for the privilage of using his shit-box....and then got all angry when I didn;t have any money...All the fine porcelain toilets I have used in the world for free, and then I have to pay for the privilage of using the worst one...Oooh the Irony.

Re; Drugs - not me babes, but my housemate Russ pulled a whitey while having a crap, and we discovered him passed out on the floor, with his pants around his ankles, covered in shit...

Apologies for wittering - too much coffee...off to toilet for wank now...
(Rockster77, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:38, Reply)