Dirty....
My friend is an MC lets call him J and I travelled with him from London to Nottingham for a rave he had been booked to play at.

On the way him, his driver and me were having some friendly banter and I told them I was on the look out for a man that night cos I was getting pretty frustrated. They were taking the piss saying if I see someone I like to just drag them into the toilets and get the job over and done with.

At the rave I met up with a friend in there and whilst J was on the mic I was standing at the front dancing away. This bloke came and started dancing near me and we eventually got talking. J was chatting silly lyrcis "take him in the toilets etc etc" and after a while J called me over.

He didnt say anything just placed something in my hand, Thinking it was a wrap of Colombia's finest and not wanting to spill or drop it I kept it tightly in my hand and went over to my friend I had met in there and said "come to the toilets for a line" I take her into the toilets she sits down whilst I lock the door still with this wrap in my hand.

I open my hand whilst asking my friend for a card and what is in my hand A CONDOM!!!! My poor friend who was in there with me just burst out laughing.

I go back outside and J was on the mic proper pissing himself. Later on he said that at first he thought I was upset at being handed a condom in a rave but then realised I had probably gone to try and snort it!
(Fran, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 13:17, Reply)