ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Nutter toilet usageI was in my local sports centre changing room- alone. As I was getting changed, I noticed that one of the toilet cubicles had someone in it- a somewhat distressed looking lady (the door was ajar). She was whimpering, and had a slight look of the mentalist.
My past as a nursing assistant has left me with a slightly misplaced sense of public duty to those who look in need, so I called out to see if the lady was OK, or whether she needed any help.
"No- I think I'm okay dear...well...actually...if you wouldn't mind do you have any margerine on you at all that you could use?"
Strange question I thought. Then I realised that this woman was actually suggesting that I use some margerine, that inexplicably I would have taken to the gym, to assist her with removing some impacted faeces from her mad old anus.
Again, nice.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 13:38, Reply)
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