Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Reading Poop
As a slightly poo-phobic kid (I'd only ever crap at home or on "nice toilets"), I never gave a second thought when a bunch of us decided to go to the Reading festival as a 17yo.
Feeling slightly bloated on the first day, I decided to queue up for a crap.
2 hours went by in this queue, once into a cubicle, i vomited. The vomit was a reaction to the rather large and still steaming turd in the wash bowl. Natually I left and never queue'd for the toilet again. The next day, lack-of-poo induced, prompting emergency call home and dad coming to pick me up..... all the way from Bradford.
Whoops.
Something about length....?
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 15:23, Reply)
As a slightly poo-phobic kid (I'd only ever crap at home or on "nice toilets"), I never gave a second thought when a bunch of us decided to go to the Reading festival as a 17yo.
Feeling slightly bloated on the first day, I decided to queue up for a crap.
2 hours went by in this queue, once into a cubicle, i vomited. The vomit was a reaction to the rather large and still steaming turd in the wash bowl. Natually I left and never queue'd for the toilet again. The next day, lack-of-poo induced, prompting emergency call home and dad coming to pick me up..... all the way from Bradford.
Whoops.
Something about length....?
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 15:23, Reply)
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