I was in the bogs
of a local nightclub one night, standing at the splashback wall urinal, when a group of three guys come in. One of them stands at the other end of the urinal, whips it out and states, quite loudly "There it is, boys - that's why the ladies can't get enough of me!". As if that wasn't weird enough, the other two gathered round him and started making comments like "That's a fucking beauty alright" and "Bet they fucking scream when you give 'em that".

I swear it was a straight bar! Honest!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 15:53, Reply)