Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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No, I didn't check if he was really Jewish
I may have used a urinal next to Jerry Seinfeld. At my high school after-prom, we had hired a stand-up comedian. In the bathroom, I stood next to a guy who was a dead ringer for Seinfeld. He even gave me that half-smiling "I wonder if he knows who I am?" look. He simply said "How you doing?" and nodded as he zipped up. The voice was perfect too.
In 1988, when this happened, Seinfeld was a nobody, but I had seen him on the Rodney Dangerfield young comedians special so I knew who he was. Sometimes if two entertainers have the same agent they will travel together.
Well, at least that's what I tell people, even if it isn't true.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 16:31, Reply)
I may have used a urinal next to Jerry Seinfeld. At my high school after-prom, we had hired a stand-up comedian. In the bathroom, I stood next to a guy who was a dead ringer for Seinfeld. He even gave me that half-smiling "I wonder if he knows who I am?" look. He simply said "How you doing?" and nodded as he zipped up. The voice was perfect too.
In 1988, when this happened, Seinfeld was a nobody, but I had seen him on the Rodney Dangerfield young comedians special so I knew who he was. Sometimes if two entertainers have the same agent they will travel together.
Well, at least that's what I tell people, even if it isn't true.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 16:31, Reply)
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