ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Maybe i went in the loo after you once Dave Smells Like CheeseBecause...i once went for a dump in a public loos and both cubicles were locked, and the guy that came out looked at me all shifty-like and started going a bit red muttering things like "wasn't me...loadsa stuff everywhere..like it when i went in" at which point i was completely intrigued. Went into the cubicle and was intrigued no longer. There was shit EVERYWHERE. Not any old shit, but a foul foul FOUL smelling liquidy explosion, it was on the walls, the toilet holder and even the ceiling!?!? I suddenly didn't need a shit anymore.
/Edit..Dave Likes Cheese, sorry not smells like
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 17:00, Reply)
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