ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Newcastle and WhitbyOkay my last post wasn't about toilets this one is.
Once visting Whitby I used their superloo's it was like using the toilet in Buck rogers in the 25th century. Wonderful and well worth the money.
While walking through Newcastle I spotted what from the outside appeared to be another Superloo and clutching my money with an expectant gleam in my eye I scampered over to it. The futuristic door slid back, I stepped in and the door slid shut. My face dropped as I realised I was hermetically sealed in to this toilet with three large turds and a wad of toilet paper soaking up the piss from the floor.I quickly went about my business and pressed the open door button lest a powercut sealed me in to that nightmarish air lock.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 18:18, Reply)
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