ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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TrainspottingIt was a Sunday, the last game of the season was on and I enjoyed a few pints of Guiness with a friend in the pub and watched the footy. We went to another pub, I had some lager and feeling quite drunk had a kebab.
Next day I was driving to work and just as I got out of the Mersey tunnel I felt a horrible feeling in my bowels and new I had to go. I couldn't think of any toilets near by. I was considering stopping at my girlfriend's but it was about 15-20 minutes away and then I remembered there was a McDonalds. I minced across the car park, sweating as I walked and just made it to the toilet. Being a 24 hour McDonalds the toilets weren't in a good state but were clean.
Moral of the story was that I always go before leaving the house if I've had a few pints the night before.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 19:03, Reply)
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