ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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I just remembered one from my childhood. 3 Posts WoooowA sort of friend of mine when I was a kid we'll call him Iced bun (he knows why)went for one of those sleep over things kids do. Obviously sleeping is the last thing you do and the wee hours were whiled away watching the Robocop films. Anyway Iced bun goes to the toilet and thats the last we see of him for hours. When he finally comes down he quickly makes an exit on investigation in turns out he'd fallen asleep and coiled one out on to the carpet. How he failed to wake up on falling off the toilet I don't know but blast my eyes its true. In an abortive attempt to clean it up he'd successfully smeared the shit over the bathroom floor. I don't think he ever entered the house again.
Three posts? Modest in length but plenty of stamina.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 21:44, Reply)
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