ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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On holiday with some of my matesGo into the loos, and proceed to set about dropping the bomb, as it were, and assuming that my friends were still the only people in the loo, scream "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" as I shotgun the loo. Feeling extremely satisfied with myself, I exit to find a queue of businessmen who had obviously used ninja skills to enter the loos silently. All of them looking mortified and disgusted. I went crimson and exited sharpish, to find my friends outside pissing themselves with laughter. Bastards.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 21:49, Reply)
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