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I'll keep it short. Stayed at my girlfriend's for the first time. She was in bed, I was on the sofa. I went for a dump in the morning, used a lot of paper. Flushed and the bog filled about way up with water because it was blocked. Thought if I flushed the chain again it would go down.

Flushed the chain, flooded the whole bathroom with bog water, toilet paper and pieces of shit. Cue panic. Luckily it was lino. Mopped up water and shit with about 5 bog rolls and put into carrier bag I found in the bathroom.

Then I hear girlfriend's dad come back from the school run. Cue more panic. Started to scoop water out of bog with toothbrush holder into bath. Didn't work very well. So it had to be done.

Stuck my whole arm down the bog to unblock it. Arm covered in shit, piss and wet loo roll. Showered arm down, cleaned rest of bathroom and ran out of the house with carrier bag full of shitty Andrex.

Never went round again.
(davefromkent, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 21:59, Reply)