ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Piss PantsMuch as I am not a fan of inane bathroom graffiti (for sex call blah...) I could not resist when I saw a sticker in the cubicle of the ladies toilet in Leeds Borders store (the one on the left if you know them...) It said something like 'Incontinence? We can help'. Driven by an excess of caffeine from the instore cafe, I scribbled my addition...
'Well it's a bit late now!'
Chuckling to myself I departed thinking nothing more of it. Some months later I found myself in that same cubicle (the other one occupied with someone taking the tags off their shoplifting or something). To my surprise, someone had topped my little joke by adding:
'Better late than never, piss pants!'.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 1:06, Reply)
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