ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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The BusterI was a passenger in my brother's car and we stopped at a roadside cafe for something to eat. It was one of those greasy spoon, portacabin type places frequented by many a trucker. My brother needed to have a pee before continuing the journey. He opened the portaloo door and called me over instantly and pointed out the enormous turd that the previous occupant had left behind. It had quite a girth and was pointed upwards and was truly a specimen to wonder and marvel.
My brother couldn't face the prospect of going in the portaloo, so it was time to go elsewhere.
It was then we spotted the poster on the side of the cafe advertising an edible speciality of the establishment:-
"Kev's Belly Buster"
There were childish laughs abound.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 2:22, Reply)
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