Strange toilet experiences
1-In Edinburgh, I'm in the Bongo club and in the toilets minding my own business, as you do. This greasy crusty comes up to me and says "Mate, fancy a wee line of coke". Me, thinking my boat has come in goes "Ok". So into the cubicle we go, only for the crusty to pull out the smallest bomb of coke I've ever seen. He says to me "You can have a line if you stick this up my arse", and profers the bomb. After a moments consideration, as the club was shit and a line would have greatly helped, I made my excuses and left. The wee crusty looked most disappointed.
2-In Glasgow, in the toilets again, having a wee in the trough. A guy comes up to me and goes "Excuse me, can I have a look at your penis". Being pilled up, I go "Ok". He says thanks, then walks out with a smile on his face.
Hell, if I can bring a little joy to people, then who I am to judge.
There's also the other story of my mate's sister, who, when completely hammered, went to the loo, shit herself, then vomited down her front. She looked delightful when she came out the toilet, with her pants half round her ankles, covered in her own faeces and vomit.
Nice!
( gadjie, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 12:56, Reply)