Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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A tale of a toilet in Texas...
My family and I were in a little town in Texas which shall remain nameless. It was a very odd sort of town, if you could call it a town, and the conveniencies were not much either. I was dying to use the bathroom but considering the town I was somewhat reluctant. I finally mustered the courage and I casually stepped in. I then proceeded to look on in disbelief....the only thing keeping the rest of the world from seeing your business was a see through length of cloth and if that weren't enough, the cloth didn't stretch to both sides of the stall! I was hesitant and considered walking out, but as I said, I was desperate, so I chose the very end toilet so as to not have all my wares on display. I quickly went about my business and just as I was finishing up I noticed a sign on the wall. As the plumbing in the place was so ancient the sign said to put all paper rubbish (ie. used toilet paper) in the garbage can beside the toilet or the pipes might block up! I took one look at the bin and couldn't stomach the thought of it so I flushed anyway. Forgive me, I am a modest female so having onlookers is something I'm not familar with.
( , Sat 3 Sep 2005, 14:03, Reply)
My family and I were in a little town in Texas which shall remain nameless. It was a very odd sort of town, if you could call it a town, and the conveniencies were not much either. I was dying to use the bathroom but considering the town I was somewhat reluctant. I finally mustered the courage and I casually stepped in. I then proceeded to look on in disbelief....the only thing keeping the rest of the world from seeing your business was a see through length of cloth and if that weren't enough, the cloth didn't stretch to both sides of the stall! I was hesitant and considered walking out, but as I said, I was desperate, so I chose the very end toilet so as to not have all my wares on display. I quickly went about my business and just as I was finishing up I noticed a sign on the wall. As the plumbing in the place was so ancient the sign said to put all paper rubbish (ie. used toilet paper) in the garbage can beside the toilet or the pipes might block up! I took one look at the bin and couldn't stomach the thought of it so I flushed anyway. Forgive me, I am a modest female so having onlookers is something I'm not familar with.
( , Sat 3 Sep 2005, 14:03, Reply)
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