ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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As you may know, i am noctournal.therefore, i have to be quiet at night.so i have been told not to flush the toilet until everyone's awake.well, usually I go to sleep before anyone's awake and i don't usually end up flushing.This means I constantly leave my brother 'presents', which, after 5-7 hours of festering, fucking stink.
here's another. Around christmas, we start to use the term "shitting brown ink" because of all the coke i drink...
one more. When my brother was young, he didn't like school much and tried to get out of going quite a bit.On one of those days, my brother said he was feeling a bit ill, so Mum told him to "go to the toilet and tell me what your poo is like"...five minutes later, my brother runs into the kitchen and yells "I DID NUGGETS!".he didn't get off school.
Length,girth? ha! you loved it.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 17:40, Reply)
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