Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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too many stories come to mind!
i shouldn't really have to say much about the toilets at reading festival..
one time i was in tescos and the toilets were being cleaned so i had to use the disabled one, and i saw this red light switch next to the loo and pulled on it, then i heard a bleeping alarm and realised it was the "help, i'm disabled and stuck on the loo" alarm.. i ran out of there pretty fast!
there was also the time i got cornered in the toilets at a local venue by a herd of 15 year old bisexuals asking me why i dont fancy girls...
and the time in primary school where i had to use the infants toilets, coz the juniors were being cleaned, and on the floor by the sinks, there was a nice big brown shit, laying neatly on a green paper hand towel
( , Sat 3 Sep 2005, 18:48, Reply)
i shouldn't really have to say much about the toilets at reading festival..
one time i was in tescos and the toilets were being cleaned so i had to use the disabled one, and i saw this red light switch next to the loo and pulled on it, then i heard a bleeping alarm and realised it was the "help, i'm disabled and stuck on the loo" alarm.. i ran out of there pretty fast!
there was also the time i got cornered in the toilets at a local venue by a herd of 15 year old bisexuals asking me why i dont fancy girls...
and the time in primary school where i had to use the infants toilets, coz the juniors were being cleaned, and on the floor by the sinks, there was a nice big brown shit, laying neatly on a green paper hand towel
( , Sat 3 Sep 2005, 18:48, Reply)
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