ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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"Not the type of establishment I'd normally frequent".....but when you meet your girlfriends gay brother, expect to get taken to a gay bar. I'd been to a few before, but never in the capital, where this one resided (apparently a favourite of an ex 'Strike it Lucky' host).
So I'm having a jolly good time, chatting to girlfriends brother and partner, generally being very relaxed and drinking a few beers. Then I decide I need to pee.
"Where are the toilets?" I ask, and they point across the dancefloor helpfully, but then add "I'd use the ladies if I were you".
"Use the ladies?" I dismissed this as a wind up and strode confidently into the gents, pulled up to the urinal and started to drain the main vein. Then, from a cubicle behind me I heard the unmistakeable grunts of rather energetic and physical man sex.
I'm ashamed to admit I didn't wash my hands. And I used the ladies for the rest of the night.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 19:03, Reply)
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