ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Good Heavens!Not five minutes ago I went into the living room where my mother is sat watching TV. (Wait for it...)
As I go to close the curtains, have just read this excellent QOTW, I glibly remarked to her that "In face of the disaster at New Orleans, it wouldn't be very nice to say that the whole town was one giant toilet now, would it?"
Her reaction...
To comeback with, "Well, it all gets flushed in and out with the tide now doesn't it?"
How very...parentally-funny.
Sorry mother, I love you and all, but that was a worthy quip to include in the Book of B3ta.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 20:09, Reply)
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