ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Skids.........Came back from a night out on the piss, and decided I needed a good shit and a shower.(as you do)
Dump over with, in my half pickled state, must have had a slight problem with the wiping procedure, anyway, more of this later.
Got in the shower, and half heartedly rinsed myself off, got out and started to dry. Of course, when you are sober, the last thing you dry is your arse, but being pissed, such things didnt cross my mind, and the arse must have got dried first.
So drying my face off, started wondering wtf the smell was, checked the towel, to find a bloody great winnet (dangle berry, clagnut, whatever) smeared into the towel.
Not only that, but it was smeared into my hair, body, legs etc.
Never sobered up so fast in my life.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2005, 21:44, Reply)
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