ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Everyone does this at some point (don't they?)At Uni, spent a few hours (er, all day) drinking in the union bar. Decided early evening that I needed a poo, so off I went.
Next thing I know, I am being woken up by a mate clambering over the top of the cubicle to rescue me. I am lying on the floor, on my back with my trousers around my ankles. I think I fell asleep/unconcious - never did work out if it was mid-poo or not - and gracefully slipped forward, but have no recollection. I just remember hearing the security guard telling my mate that if I could walk I'd be let out - no idea how long I was in there for...
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 0:12, Reply)
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