ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Do showers in campsites count?A bunch of us were camping in the New Forest. This campsite had a shower/toilet block on site, wasn't in a bad state of repair considering.
I walked in one evening for a piss and a guy was waiting outside one of the shower cubicles for his two young sons. One of them suddenly shouts "Dad, I need a poo!" fine says the dad, come out and have one. The sound of straining was heard from the cubicle, and the kid suddenly shouted "its ok Dad, I can catch it with my hands!"
The poor dad started almost tearfully hammering on the door to get the kid out before he shits in the shower. I left quickly before he dragged the shitty arsed little urchin out.
And pop goes the posting cherry!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 1:03, Reply)
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